Advance praise for How Not To Do Things:
“If you, like me, respond to the sentence, ‘The loudest guitar player in the world brought a toilet over the next day,’ with, ‘Please do tell me more!’ then you are holding the absolute right book in your hands.”
– David Greenberger, author of The Duplex Planet
“Hilarious, humane, as witty as she is wise and weird, Susan Blood is bloody brilliant!”
Stephen Russell, voice actor and playwright
“A funny, touching, enlarging collection.”
Brenda Withers, playwright of Matt & Ben, The Ding Dongs, and String Around My Finger
“Grab a bag of cheesypuffydoodles and a box of wine and enjoy every word.”
Christine Rathbun Ernst, The Fat Ass Cancer Bitch
“an ‘I-totally-get-that!’ manual for every household”
Troy Smith, Author of Nirvana: The Chosen Rejects
My first book, a collection of true-ish stories, is coming out on Surface Popper Publications this summer. There will be parties. Please subscribe so I can keep you in the loop and have you by my side.
- How not to crash your own funeral
- How not to catch a mouse
- How not to prepare for an emergency
- How not to renovate your home
- How not to try on a bathing suit
- How not to take up a hobby
- and oh so many more….
You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll be glad you’re not me.
(photo by Michael & Suz Karchmer)